brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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