They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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