I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
porn star boner night. come get it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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