omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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