A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
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can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Found your dick twin last night
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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