You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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