It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!