do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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