wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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