Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
false alarm. still invincible.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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