i think my tv is drunk
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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