she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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