I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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