Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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