I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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