She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Every concussion has its silver lining
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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