I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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