Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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