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(810): View more from Michigan

Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.

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(904): View more from Florida

ID DO HER

(1-904): View more from Florida

SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK

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(410): View more from Maryland

sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well

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(917): View more from New York City

The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...

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(410): View more from Maryland

Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.

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(330): View more from Ohio

shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.

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(661): View more from California

Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.

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(269): View more from Michigan

is it fun? or sober?

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