Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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