Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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