1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
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I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize