Sponge bath it is.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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