Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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