I don't think brook has ever known best
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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