I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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