Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
