Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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