She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
