didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
