You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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