I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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