4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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