We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
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Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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