What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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