How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Small penises have feelings too.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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