I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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