You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
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no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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