we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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