have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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