Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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