the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize