Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
she peed on how many people?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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