I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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