Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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