i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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