We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
