Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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