He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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