how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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