the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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