they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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