I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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