This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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