Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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